In case you missed it, yesterday was the end of the world. Again.
According to Ronald Weinland, the author of "2008 - God's Final Witness", the countdown to the end of the world started December 14, 2008 when the "the First Trumpet of the Seventh Seal of the Book of Revelation sounded". Trumpets are always extremely popular harbingers of doom. If you hear a trumpet, duck. But I digress . . . Apparently, since December '08, things have been going seriously downhill and now Armageddon has (apparently) happened and we're all dead. Apparently.
I, for one, am sincerely happy that I had a chance to catch the new Avengers movie before the whole planet went belly up.
Mr. Weinland now joins notables like Harold Camping for failing to predict the Biblically prophesized end of time. Interestingly, like Mr. Camping, it seems Mr. Weinland also has a thing for May apocalypses. After all, nothing makes you pine for Armageddon like May flowers.
For those who would like to see how it all ended yesterday, visit the-end.com.
Enjoy! Or don't.
And if you're still around out there, and you know of other up-and-coming Apocalypses (apocalypsi?), please, leave me a comment and let me know. I do so love a good end of times prediction.